1.)  I must have a Gus's Pizza. There is a pizza joint in Whitewater, WI (college town) called Gus' Pizza. The pizzas are so greasy you best not put a to-go box on your car seat. 

2.)  I must have a "real" chocolate "malt."  There is an ice cream drive-in right out of the 1940s in Janesville, WI called Frosty Freeze.  They actually know how to make "malts." Most fast food joints, on the other hand, do not know there is a difference between a "shake" and a "malt."  This ignorance displayed by "fast-food" America of their own American cultural nuances irks me to no end. 

3.)  I must have a real Diet Pepsi.  The Third-World will produce a label for you on any product you want.  "Diet" does not always mean less sugar.  It means it just tastes different.  The Vietnamese are up to their knees in sugar and sweet products.  It makes me wonder why I never see an over-weight Vietnamese person over there. 

4.)  I must have a greasy hamburger down at the local neighborhood tavern.  The Vietnamese try to accommodate your every wish.  The Vietnamese imitate and reproduce anything and everything.  They offer up a thing called a hamburger and offer it up proudly.  Do not go there to eat these disaster imitations of American hamburgers - don't do it!